Person 1: hey you see Robert??
Person 2: yeah? What’s up with him?
Person 1: he is simping for Paul again..
Person 2: Robert x paul for life
Person 2: yeah? What’s up with him?
Person 1: he is simping for Paul again..
Person 2: Robert x paul for life
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