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Pregnant 2 x 4

A suprisingly tall and athletic yet full figured man that can smash a golf ball with a fully arched back representing a quality power bottom

I can’t believe we are losing to these pregnant 2 x 4’s…how can they even put a smooth swing on ball!!! They look like domesticated apes

by HoovDog76 January 25, 2026