no u

When you can't think of anything to say.

"Dude your mom is fat" "no u"

by zung May 24, 2019

no u

no u, a definition for all love story’s especially when ur lover calls u cute, just send a quick “no u” back then u should win :)

lover: ur sooo cute

you: no u :)

by Yeetygirly May 19, 2019

No u

The hard counter to "ur mom gay lol". As you say this, watch your opponent die an agonising death of pain as you smile.

Friend: Ur mom gay lol get rekt
Me: Smiles as my mouth opens*
Me: No u
Friend: Dies a horrible death as he realised that the hardest comeback has hit him.

by MasterAegis July 05, 2019

No u

a comeback when people say ur mom gay

Person 1:hey jimmy ur mom gay

Person 2: No u

by u noob April 27, 2019

No u

Boy if u don’t stfu ima-

person 1: Hey I hear u cheated on Sam

Person 2: no u

by Ye.haw November 13, 2019

no u

To reverse the blame and put it on the person who blamed you.

Person 1: ur mom gay
Person 2:no u

by SatisfiedSushi December 15, 2020

no u

the single greatest comeback to ever be uttered by any human being that exists,has existed, ever will exist, and ever could exist in alternate timelines

"you're an idiot". "no u"

by nopleaseohgodnoplease October 20, 2020