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Although most Ryan's are kind hearted and friendly, often times even on the timid side, most if not all of them are so unbelievably stupid you question how they haven't been picked off yet by natural selection. Most Ryan's are steadfast in their opinions which is a redeeming and often attractive quality, but it's usually about something retarded and ass backwards like voting conservative or spending a crazy amount of money on something that cannot be logically justified.

Dude 1: Did you see that retard walk in front of a bus?

Dude 2: Yeah it's a miracle he's alive still

Girl 1: My boyfriend spent $500 on video games he doesn't play.

Girl 2: That's dating a Ryan for ya.
Dude 1: Did you see that retard walk in front of a bus?

Dude 2: Yeah it's a miracle he's alive still

Girl 1: My boyfriend spent $500 on video games he doesn't play.

Girl 2: That's dating a Ryan for ya.
by CornistheBestCrop August 25, 2018
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God damn that porn star is totally a Ryan
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Ryan Wheels

Someone who is dumb and stupid. Most of the time is a male and is obese. You do not want to mess with someone like this because they can use their weight to their advantage and squash you like a bug. This person is definitely lonely and will never find a girlfriend!
Wow! Look at the Ryan Wheels! Make sure don’t mess with him!!
by Ryan Wheels January 28, 2019
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doesnt know what poon is
by POONKILLER69 January 29, 2019
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Ryan is a GRINCH
What a ryan
by troll people February 4, 2019
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A fucking nigga who is a coonmam. He takes a shit and doesn't come out. He falls asleep while taking a crap on the toilet. Also he masterbaits at school without his pants on and gets suspended
Ryan is a big nigga
by Ggfdnuclvft February 6, 2019
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She is a smart beautiful girl who kicks ass and stand up for herself. She doesn't mind that ryan is generally a boys name, because she makes it her own. She will stand up for what's right. Ryan will be afraid of long term commitment but always look for love.
All of the boys looked up to ryan as she ped them to victory
by Not so Camo Baker February 8, 2019
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