Ur aunt Bertha likes my girther

Better than all the “ur” jokes before it, the epitome of mankind’s insults . Beats even the infamous “ur family tree LGBT” and “ur brother mother”.

Shane : ur mum gay
*pause and gasp from friends*
Chad: ur aunt Bertha likes my girther

*stalin comes back from the dead, hitler decides not to invade Poland , Shane is vitrified by Gordon Ramsay’s godlike cumshot and breaks into infinite pieces*

by LORDBACON88 May 16, 2018

Ur Mom

Ur Mom/Mum Being A Pain In The Mother Fucking Asshole.

Your Mom Is Now Ur Mom

by Chugger poo poo June 8, 2022

Ur ban

How much times urban dictionary rejects words that the name itself has something to say

Friend: Hi, Im just making a word on urba-
Me: You meant Ur banned?

by Anonymous{3527} February 17, 2021

Ur mom

1.) An example of something big.

2.) The woman who carried you for 9 months only to not let you play video games.

3.) A lovely person who always takes care of you.

4.) The greatest and probably the oldest comeback to a roast.

Example:

Friend: What is the largest star discovered in the universe, one bigger than UY Scuti?

Me: Ur Mom

by AdmiralBitchyton August 3, 2022

ur mom

An sexist saying, used to insult older woman.

I doubt people hear "ur dad" jokes.

Example:ur moms so fat and ugly she cant fit through the gates of heaven
Me:sexist

by why ur mom jokes arent funny August 28, 2021

ur mom

well its ur mom duh

ur mom left for the milk

by Maria🐢 August 28, 2025

Ur mom

A comeback to almost anything you can say

Chelsea: What did you do last night
Jordan:Ur mom

by Jaye Leo December 23, 2021