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Replaced by an Outlook Rule

When someone has no original content of their own and simply forwards other people's emails, they can be replaced by a rule in Outlook to automatically forward mail.
Tim: I sent Ben an email asking for some info and he just forwarded me a message from Jan.
Jeff: I've always said Ben could be replaced by an Outlook rule.
by Kuch March 20, 2008
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5 Second Rule

the 5 second rule is for Chairs, so if you get up another person has 5 second to take your chair
Bill: drinks anyone
ben: Beer please
Gail: tea
Ron: Coffee
Rob: Lemonade
Bill: okies
Rob: 5..4...3...2...1..0 JAcked
Bill: wat you going in my chair
Rob: 5 Second rule mate
by Checken April 15, 2008
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5 Minute Rule

The 5 minute rule is a term used usually by overtly cocky men to explain how they can make a woman orgasm in under 5 minutes by going down on them.

This 5 minute rule is usually used along with bets made from both parties. These bets are almost 100% of the time won by the woman, because their male partners are just so ridiculously wrong.

On rare occasion though, some woman will feel the benefits of the 5 minute rule.

This term is also commonly used in text messages like the following:

"5 in 3 minutes. Bathroom. Be there"
"oh look at that, it's the 5th day of the 5th month. the 5 minute rule is about to be put to use. Get ready."
by Get it. May 7, 2009
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ground rule double

Variation on upper decker. Instead of shitting in the tank of a toilet, shitting in the bowl and then manually repositioning the load to the tank.
I was so drunk I forgot to do an upper decker, but after I saw the sweet log I fired into the bowl I knew I had to go for the ground rule double.
by Dismukes March 13, 2004
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Australian Rules football

premier sporting code in Australia. alot better than wogball.
contrary to popular beleif, it is more popular than soccer in australia. and is alot better than that cuntish sport, rugby which those fuckhead queenslanders and New south welshmen call "Footy" which portrays the stupidity of these people as the ball rarely makes contact with the foot.

AFL draws larger crowds than soccer and rugby league week in week out, thus making it better.
Contrary to popular beleif, soccer is shit, Australian rules football is australia's only true footy code.
by peter6666 October 5, 2006
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rule 38 of the internet

Anything that can be turned into porn will be turned into porn
Make sure to know rule 38 of the internet so you know that even your pets,elderly,and even your trees aren't safe.
by JarlBatman September 27, 2015
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ground rule double

When a male cannot have an erection he inserts his testicles in to the vagina instead.
i was so drunk i had to give her the ground rule double.
by Ian Floetl September 21, 2005
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