five finger coupon

The act of "giving someone permission to take and not give back, especially under that someone's false pretense."

Don't mistake me cutting your hair as me giving you a five finger coupon. PAY ME MY MONEY!

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant June 28, 2007

Two finger space

The space between a girls legs, just below her vagina, where a man can slide two fingers between her legs. This is the perfect amount of space, meaning the girl has nice legs and a nice vagina.

Did you see that girl in the bikini, she had an awesome two finger space.

by Piazza December 26, 2011

guitar hero fingers

from playing guitar hero excessively and having the joints in your fingers are sore and stiff and hard to move.

another side effect from guitar hero is
guitar hero tripping

guitar hero enthusiast: my god freebirds a bitch!
gave me guitar hero fingers, ouch!

by BE_PREPARED! August 26, 2007

Stink Finger Lloyd

When someone is wiping their anus and finger/fingers accidentally enter their anal cavity but they don’t wash their hands

Tom: I just saw someone with shit on their fingers.
Jerry: He must have pulled a stink finger Lloyd on accident.

by Richard strokers step daughter May 29, 2020

Dogshit Broken Fingers

What happens when you fall down (usually drunk), break your fingers and land in a pile of dogshit.

I fell off the swing broke my fingers and landed in a pile of dogshit, now I've got dogshit broken fingers! Can you come take me to the hospital my fingers really hurt and they stink too

by superweird_95 May 7, 2011

four fingers upp

if you hold upp 4 fingers in a picture ur loyal to 1mf

four fingers upp

by åäkabcxys282 July 12, 2022

Pull my finger

The oldest trick In the book where one pull one asks another individual to pull their finger then fart with the addition of a chance of shitting themself.

"Pull my finger" *Farts and shits his pants*

by UltimateDoge June 4, 2021