plain eggs

boiled eggs - eggs kept in their original formation

man i could really go for some plain eggs today, Marcos

by anonymous June 24, 2024

Mini Mini Eggs

Chocolate Mini Eggs, But Smaller

"Are They Mini Eggs,"
"No Look They Are Smaller"
" Must Be Mini Mini Eggs"

by A.E.G April 15, 2010

what in the actual egg

when you want to say what in the actual fuck but you want to say egg instead because you like eggs

Person named Staniel: What in the actual egg, Skip?!
Skip: I don’t like eggs. They feel weird in my mouth.

by Skip Komarov October 26, 2022

Egg

The best thing to exist in the entirety of mankind.
An egg is the most efficient way to eat children, while I usually like eating human fetuses I do enjoy me a good egg.

I love eggs almost as much as I love committing tax evasion!

by DieselDeletus December 13, 2022

Mega Egg

It’s when someone is so doo doo at living

Hello Mega Egg

by Mommymother November 8, 2019

Suck an egg

Similar to ‘step on Lego’, a meaningless insult that has no correlation to an actual egg.

Bill: “ you’re so stupid”
Susan: “suck an egg”

by Idkapparentlyicandothis October 10, 2021

birmingham egg

Meal consisting of 5 scotch eggs cut in half and covered in masala sauce, served with a naan bread and/or chips (fries). Popularised by the b3ta newsletter in 2005, where it briefly became a viral meme.

Probably no longer possible to buy at your local chippy, but with only two ingredients it's easy to make at home.

"Hungry enough for a curry?"
"Nah, mate; just gimme a birmingham egg and let's bounce."

by Scatman Dan April 13, 2018