It’s porn

🎶I watch it every night, it’s got the juice 🎶

It’s porn we love it and also go on www.pornhub.com

by Ojifecnehuofre nhojrkojncferok April 11, 2023

injury porn

Repeatedly showing pleats in which players are badly injured, especially in American football.

“Why do they keep showing Mahomes’ ankle getting sprained? It’s just injury porn”

by Sean McSean O'Sean FitzSean January 22, 2023

Porn Mommy

A colloquial term used to describe a character or persona in adult entertainment who embodies the traits of a MILF (Mother I'd Like to Fuck) and is depicted as a mature woman, often a cougar granny, engaging in romantic or intimate relationships with younger men. The term implies that older women, often portrayed as experienced and alluring, are considered desirable figures in certain adult-themed content. It's popular for younger boys to admire older mature women, the older women are lonely old women. These women are commonly depicted as desperate and eager to please or help the younger guy.

Also a term for any older woman that you would want to see as a Granny or MILF in a MILF porn video.

Sara Jay is the ultimate Porn Mommy.

Fergie is a total Porn Mommy.

I wanna turn my teacher Mrs.Smith into my personal Porn Mommy.

My neighbor Mrs.Smith would be such a great Porn Mommy.

by anonymous November 20, 2023

porn

Something you are most likely to get in trouble by your dad for...

You: looks up pornhub.com
Dad is currently typing...

by daddy is typing... November 29, 2022

Porn

A pornographical video is when mommy and daddy love each other very much, and they want to express their love..... By bangin the shit out if each other. On film. And the people in that film is not mommy or daddy or related to then in any way.
Porn is also sometimes called "Documentaries" when talking about it to avoid saying it in a public place, it is said with air quotes so that the other person gets what you mean.

“Hey bro, I was watching this "documentary" last night about the mating ritual between the blonde human chick and the dark skin human dude. "For research purposes" of course, definitely not talking about porn *winked* ”

by wxrd_mxnster September 29, 2020

Closet porn

1. Porn that is gay that someone tries to pass off as not being gay in order to try and convince themselves and others that they are straight.
2. Trap porn

Person 1: "Hey have you seen Jeff?"
Person 2: "Yeah, he's been spamming my chats with closet porn for the past couple of days trying to convince me that traps aren't gay."

by Stooooooooooooooooooooooooooop August 9, 2017

Porn Ramen

Where in pornos where they completely ignore the food the delivery guy brought and start fucking on it.

Dude did you see how that girl just totally porn ramened that food!

by muddymaker23 August 4, 2018