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running

cardio activity that, despite its huge popularity and cult status, is actually not that great for your joints, gradually destroying your knees, in particular, at an accelerated pace.

searching this quickly online will tell you that you can avoid knee pain after running by "icing your knees" and "taking anti-inflammatory medication as needed", but this alone should tell you running is not actually healthy for you in the first place, for real! why not pick to have good knees when you are in your 80s?

if you do insist in picking this activity, over kinder ones, like swimming, biking, or power walking, for example, as a challenge, to prove yourself or just because you wanna purely impress when prancing around in aesthetic athletic gear or mentioning your average pace, do be mindful to: select adequate shoes, take some supplements to help your joins, like glucosamine, avoid running downhill, always just uphill, build good form, to reduce impact and wobbling on stepping, skip running on asphalt and pick running tracks, thread mills or dirt paths that are even, and do a lot of leg exercises, to build up your surrounding muscles, so that they take pressure off the knees.
anyone asking: Forcett, wanna go running?
Doug: no.
by wokeup2this July 9, 2022
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meteor run

A game involving running away from incoming rolling meteor.
Faking the meteor run always results in death.
by MaybeARealWord January 21, 2022
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Back Run

It's when the seamen run down the back, through the Marina trench, and into the booty hole.
Bethany gave Emila a back run while eating gardetto chips during the tornado.
by Raggy the Red March 19, 2025
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Running the pig farm

A term used for a person who exclusively pursued romantic or sexual relationships with law enforcement officers.
Have you heard from Becky?
No, she’s really been running the pig farm lately.
by justjokeshere August 12, 2022
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Risky run

When there is no towel in the bathroom so you have to make a run for your room, naked, and hope nobody sees you.
Emma: what happened?
Lizzie: I had to make a risky run after my shower this morning and my family saw me!
Emma: oh no…🫢
by rustybookshelf August 28, 2023
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Mud runs thicker than blood

People you've been through the mud with, aka friends, could be more reliable or better companions than family.
Mud runs thicker than blood.
by Victor Torres from Cutler Bay November 27, 2024
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Running Tar

Keeping your head under the radar. To avoid detection.
Hey what are you doing?
The cops are here, so im Running Tar
by Here is my urbanddicionaryname September 13, 2022
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