take a leak

urinate.

I told the kids to "take a leak" before we left on the long car ride.

by Arminkshipper March 27, 2025

Take this in

A phrase used to set the mood and prepare whoever you’re taking to for an incredible story.

A: “Tell that story about you and the green haired girl again!”

B: “Ok ok one last time. So take this in…”

by D123L123 February 10, 2022

You better take you a nap

The price of your merchendise is to high

Josh: This colt revolver is two thousand dollars

JD: Boy you crazy, you better take you a nap tryin to sell that ol hundred dollar gun for two thousand I got one made in 1949 and it looks like brand new.

by sawalawg February 5, 2010

taking mandy home for christmas

When you snort a fat line of mandanzzle (referring to the car journey en route home on Christmas day, accompanied by Mandy)
When you drive through the snow it disappears (Like your nose whiffing the magic)

MANDY=MD-MA

Person 1: You got Mandy

Person 2: No i have to go pick her up and take her home for Christmas, fancy joining me?

Other example: Person 1 : You want Mandy
Person 2: yes please, lets take her home for Christmas

Person 1: what you up too mate
Person2: taking mandy home for christmas

by TkMhFc July 24, 2017

Take care of the dogs

Masterbating

I have to go home to take care of the dogs.

by KYAugustJones December 16, 2023

take it cool

to be a chiller, take it easy and be cool.

“Dude you’re acting super un-chill right now, you need to take it cool”

by stecker312 September 17, 2022

Taking a Squishii

When you take a shit and drink a red bull at the same time. Ultimate efficiency.

Every morning Patrick wakes up late and ends up taking a squishii - zero sugar only.

by RPP Wendell May 30, 2025