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lazy-productive person

A lazy-productive person isn’t someone who likes to get things done so they can be lazy later.
I define myself as a lazy-productive person because I want to get things done so I can smoke out of my bong at night and read.
by CelestialSeaCow May 5, 2018
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Personal

wow this post about gaming feels very personal.
by GiackTheDemon December 22, 2022
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White person

People like Oli London who think they are above society. They are not to be confused with “People who happen to be white.”
This Oli London twat is such a white person
by Adondobread July 2, 2021
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Wooden Person

A person who is easily burnt similar to a patsy..
The target was to be dealt with for he/she had been deemed to be a wooden person!
by MKU0 February 11, 2019
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person

a person that's alive.

like you. you're a human, and you're alive.

some people (plural for person) are also not alive
person: Hey i'm a person!!
person: Me too!!
by iiqxlvs fan November 4, 2021
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person

a person. a person is, well, a person. you are a person reading this behind the screen. i can talk to people, but not through the interwebs. we can only call, text, and facetime. cheese is something commonly eaten by persons. poop is something that comes out of a person's ass. babies are tiny objects that come out of a person's vagina and grow up to be another person. people have existed since God created the planet earth. jehosus died for the sins people committed. the first people were adam and eve. the last people were andrew and ella. person; a word of meaning.
"damn, look at dat person. they thicc"
"class, a person is a being that is seen as holy and may kill any creature that is not of its rank."
"i tink jenna was tawking in third person."
"pe pe pe person"
by Jehosus December 30, 2018
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A type of person you must run away at all costs if they make you your “favorite person
Friend: my partner loves me so much and calls me her “favorite person”!

Me: OH SHIT! THEY GOT THAT BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER! FOO YOU BETTER RUN AWAY AND SAVE YOURSELF! THEY GON’ FUCK YOU OVER BAD!
by Splaird June 22, 2025
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