I define myself as a lazy-productive person because I want to get things done so I can smoke out of my bong at night and read.
by CelestialSeaCow May 5, 2018

by GiackTheDemon December 22, 2022

People like Oli London who think they are above society. They are not to be confused with “People who happen to be white.”
by Adondobread July 2, 2021

by MKU0 February 11, 2019

a person that's alive.
like you. you're a human, and you're alive.
some people (plural for person) are also not alive
like you. you're a human, and you're alive.
some people (plural for person) are also not alive
by iiqxlvs fan November 4, 2021

a person. a person is, well, a person. you are a person reading this behind the screen. i can talk to people, but not through the interwebs. we can only call, text, and facetime. cheese is something commonly eaten by persons. poop is something that comes out of a person's ass. babies are tiny objects that come out of a person's vagina and grow up to be another person. people have existed since God created the planet earth. jehosus died for the sins people committed. the first people were adam and eve. the last people were andrew and ella. person; a word of meaning.
"damn, look at dat person. they thicc"
"class, a person is a being that is seen as holy and may kill any creature that is not of its rank."
"i tink jenna was tawking in third person."
"pe pe pe person"
"class, a person is a being that is seen as holy and may kill any creature that is not of its rank."
"i tink jenna was tawking in third person."
"pe pe pe person"
by Jehosus December 30, 2018

Friend: my partner loves me so much and calls me her “favorite person”!
Me: OH SHIT! THEY GOT THAT BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER! FOO YOU BETTER RUN AWAY AND SAVE YOURSELF! THEY GON’ FUCK YOU OVER BAD!
Me: OH SHIT! THEY GOT THAT BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER! FOO YOU BETTER RUN AWAY AND SAVE YOURSELF! THEY GON’ FUCK YOU OVER BAD!
by Splaird June 22, 2025
