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Money

The root of all evil. You should hold money in contempt; all it does is create endless problems. If you do happen to be sensible and know this already, don't let people know that you hate money because you will be judged for it, considering the fact that most people worship money and always want more of it, regardless of how much they currently have.

Money dictates your quality of life. If you have more of it, you are able to have nicer things because you can afford more without having to shoplift. Money is an evil system that only exploits people and destroys good things. Money also creates an unwanted paradox as well, because even if you hate it, it is virtually impossible to live without it, so you really can't just stop using it out of the blue. Society forces you to use it.

Money controls every aspect of society. People literally do what they don't want to do in exchange for a little bit of it, unwillingly; it's essentially slavery.
Although she works regularly, she does not have enough money to for food, hygiene, housing, and a vehicle. If money did not exist, she would be rich.
by Space Wrangler July 22, 2021
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The 'Money for nothing' effect

If the hit song 'Money for nothing' by prolific rock group Dire Straits is played at a function, event or gathering, guests are required to shotgun a beverage before the intro of the song concludes. If no cans are available, guests must finish the remainder of their current drink in a timely manner.
The 'Money for nothing' effect
noun
1. A Phenomenon caused when the song 'Money for Nothing' by Dire Straits is played at a gathering and results in guests finishing their beverage and/or shotgunning a full can of beverage.

Example:
*intro of Money for Nothing plays in the background at a function*
GUEST 1: "oh shit, it's the Money for Nothing Effect."
GUEST 2: *Pierces a fresh tin of lager with a car key and prepares to shotgun the beverage*
GUEST 1: "Make sure to wait for the guitar riff to come in!"
by Downtempo Dan August 23, 2023
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Buscando Money

A Spanish phrase that means 'to work hard for money'. Can be used interchangeably with "chasing a bag".
"What're you doing?"
"I'm just Buscando Money, you know? For my family."
by looseleafkilla May 1, 2024
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McDonald’s Money

McDonald’s Money defines an amount of money between 5 and 15 $, considering that this amount is roughly what the average person spends at McDonald’s . One can also replace it with any other cheap fast food restaurant.
Jake: bro, I found money on the ground yesterday

Max: really? How much?

Jake: just McDonald’s money

Mimi: I got a steal from the flea market yesterday

Anna: what was it?
Mimi: I bought this huge painting for literal Burger King Money

Ina: Don’t throw you clothes away, just sell them on vinted, like I do

Lilly: do you make any money of it though?

Ina: well yeah, nothing major though. Just some McDonald’s money
by Mariageorge November 18, 2025
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Pug Money

Noun: An amount of money that a poor person views as being a lot when most people generally would not.
I'm working Overtime tonight at my minimum wage job; hoping to bring home that pug money.
by Tbag Moneybaggins April 24, 2020
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Money Kid

That guy in high school who walks around at lunch bumming change for tater tots or mega-cookies. For a good bribe, he'll take on any dare.
Dude: "Hey money kid, I'll give you a dollar to eat that cracker that john squeezed between his butt cheeks!"

Nube: "Make it two dollars? Consider it done."
by LowBrow February 5, 2010
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money marcs

One bad ass Dj from Omaha Ne
Person : Yo you hear Money Marcs do that double drop???

Person 2 : yeah bruh that shit was tite
by Jms_dot. November 21, 2021
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