Jake

Someone that saves 2-6 year olds from drowning in a lake.

*Drowns and only Jake can save me*

by Bunnie Playz July 31, 2021

Jake

The weirdest but coolest person you've probably met.

1: Oh hey look it's a Jake!
2: Oh cool.

by mcfuckmeintheass October 11, 2019

Jake Levich

A tall and very sexy man. He pulls all the girls but many think he’s gay because of his close relationship with kanoa. They often sit together and converse in secret giggling about who knows what. He plays baseball and many know he’s going to go pro for the Arizona cardinals. A good listener even when he doesn’t want too. Some may describe his hair as mystical and his jawline as impeccable. His exact height is six three. Don’t deny that. He likes to draw on himself and nobody really knows why. He loves hot guys. He prefers then shirtless but he will really take anyone who comes his way. Some think he is shy and introverted but really Jake is the most outgoing person ever. His du k is huge, ladies, and he knows how to use it.

Person 1-Did you see Jake Levich
Person 2- ofc he’s so hot

by Hype Man333 March 31, 2022

Jake

Jake, is the best name in the world, and is highly respected. They can be rude but also very thoughtful. We all know a Jake, even if it is Jake Paul

Hey, Jake. How ya doin?

by notabottom: May 14, 2021

Jake

Short

Did you see how short Jake is? Looks like an Oompa Loompa that one

by Edgelord69420 January 18, 2022

Jake Paul

Click bait, literally just clickbait
Money too lol
Also if you watch him you need to go to the hospital

Person 1: Hey bro
Person 2: Wassup
Person 1: What's your favorite youtuber?|
Person 2: Jake paul
Person 1: 💀

by fdsokjgdfjkpgcdslkç May 11, 2022

Jake Paul

A term to call someone you hate. Instead of calling someone a bitch, cunt, asshole, fuck face or twat, you can just call them a Jake Paul, but be very careful with using this term, it might put the person you are calling a Jake Paul into coma.

Person1: Hah! you are trash at this game.
Person2: Shut the fuck up you Jake Paul!
(Person1 was sent to the hospital immediately after hearing that.)

by Brian So November 22, 2021