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pump-cream pie

When you're filling up your gas tank with the trigger locked, the tank fills full but some spills out because you filled her up too much. Often results in your car giving birth to Power Wheels™...
Billy busted a pump-cream pie on his car nine months ago, made his shoes smell like gas. Saw his car on MTV last week, looks like she's having Hot Wheels. What's wrong with kids these days.
by Micahtastrophe December 2, 2013
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Hesperia Cream Pie

When a male born in 1985 cream pies another trans-male, then proceeds to suck it out with a straw while watching TikTok on their phone.
The millennial tells the catman he has been a good boy and deserves a Hesperia Cream Pie and the catman smiles and grabs a straw
by 3-Putt December 28, 2021
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Blumpkin Pie

An act of oral sex while defecating on the toilet, or blumpkin, used as a holiday or Thanksgiving joke or the after effect of a blumpkin.
Hey babe. Wanna go make our famous Thanksgiving dessert? Let's go to the bathroom and make a blumpkin pie!!
by DKRemedy February 12, 2021
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sackle pie

The thing all football players take a big bite out of after tackling the opposing quarterback.
UGA player: NOM NOM NOM!!!!! I'm loving that sackle pie bitch!

Auburn Player: *sigh... I suck, and have no friends.
by random 1348 July 28, 2010
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Pie boy

A guy who eats a creampie out of any orifice.
‘Hey girl, lemme be your pie boy and lick that cream pie out of your pussy
by drbigBoobs April 10, 2023
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nickle pie

by Ren reddi October 9, 2021
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Cherry Pie

When you cum in a girl when she's on her period.
1."Ah, shitface squirrel turds! You didn't tell me you was on your period!"
2."Welp, daddy, I guess we're just gonna have to make a cherry pie."
by aPervyGeinocolgist May 19, 2018
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