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CreamS(h)tick

When an individual shits and reaches into the toilet take the shit out very carefully puts it into the fridge to solidify it. The person puts gasoline into a cup or measuring cup. Then the person ejaculates into the cup of choice and then gets the solidified shit and drills into the middle through the left or right end not all the way through. Then they put the 'cream' or semen into the turn. Put it back into the fridge and enjoy!
Gary loves his CreamS(h)tick!!
by VomitCock May 26, 2017
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Berries and cream

do you want berries and cream
Yes
Do the little lad dance
by avoidrivers September 29, 2021
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Ice Cream Truck

An ice cream truck is well... A truck that sells ice cream. These trucks can be step vans, or regular vans. They are usually retrofitted with bells, or music boxes (usually ones manufactured by Nichols Electronics). There are two types of things ice cream trucks sell: prepackaged novelty treats (e.g. ice pops or Good Humor bars), soft serve, or very rarely scooped ice cream.
Every summer afternoon, I am tempted to get a milkshake from the ice cream truck.
by the piss monster from hell August 2, 2024
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ice cream

The best thing ever. It's creamy, and sweet, and cold, and it melts on your tongue. MMMMMMMMMMMM~
"Lets go for ice cream!"

"AWESOME YAY!
by an_absolute_idiot August 27, 2020
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Cretin Cream Pie

The act of a straight adult male from St. Paul, Minnesota, that will gladly allow any professional athlete that has graduated from Cretin-Derham Hall to ejaculate inside his anus.
John was so happy that Joe made it to the big leagues that he asked Joe to give him a Cretin Cream Pie.
by Raider Life May 13, 2017
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Moon beam ice cream

When the frequency is so vigorously omitted -> ice cream.
by Da frequency May 31, 2025
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The Creams and the Butters

A term used to describe horrible bowel movements, mostly explosive diarrhea and other sicknesses that make your bowel movements terrible. ie- creamy and buttery shits.
Hey man, we still on for tonight.”
Fuck that shit bruh, I got the creams and the butters.”
Fuck man! feel better.”
by MeMe1996 August 5, 2022
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