A Cadet shower-room boner is the raging hard-on a cadet gets when he hasn't taken care of his morning wood.
I had a Cadet shower-room boner this morning, but -- no worries -- another hot cadet sucked my dick!
by USAF Cadet October 27, 2020
by Dime pussy October 02, 2013
A chant said during extreme pelvic slamming. Each time the fat cock is buried to its deepest point, the power slammer grits his teeth while saying one word per slam. When you come to the word 'Nuts', it is best to keep the cock buried firmly for a few extra seconds. This phrase helps in getting the pussy fucked the hardest.
by Johnny5isAlive April 23, 2008
A condition caused by the lack of Vitamin P is a male's every day diet.
Symptoms may include but are not limited to:
-Tossing and turning in bed.
-Anxiety is social situation.
-Terrible morning cramps.
Symptoms may include but are not limited to:
-Tossing and turning in bed.
-Anxiety is social situation.
-Terrible morning cramps.
by VPOD September 14, 2011
"SALAMI BONER BECAUSE WHY NOT" "sussy fortnite balls"
by SUSSYFORTNITEBALLS October 13, 2021
by Cabbin February 13, 2018
A cause for alarm; chemically stressed induced morning errection you are awake for. A boner for the night crews, a grave yard shift errection from hell. this type of errection lasts and lasts usually starting at about 3-9 am. And only becomes painfully aware.
but usually is pretty precise at about 5 o'clock.
This massive errection does not go away. This is the awake version of morning wood. Nothing you can think about can make this bitch go away. Its not even sexual! Its just there, angry and you're tired, a zombie with swamp ass and a raging boner that feels painful. Its just there. Awake and the more tired you get. The harder it inflates
but as soon as your shift or whatever is over.
Limp dick motherfucker all over again.
but usually is pretty precise at about 5 o'clock.
This massive errection does not go away. This is the awake version of morning wood. Nothing you can think about can make this bitch go away. Its not even sexual! Its just there, angry and you're tired, a zombie with swamp ass and a raging boner that feels painful. Its just there. Awake and the more tired you get. The harder it inflates
but as soon as your shift or whatever is over.
Limp dick motherfucker all over again.
"Ahh, I have a raging angry 5 o'clock boner" said the Marine on post..
"The night clerk tried hiding his 5 o'clock boner behind the cash register
The night clean up crew man was walking bent over.. cause his 5 o'clock boner.
God, I need to get home to chop this thing off or put it in ice water..
The boner you wish you had during sex
"The night clerk tried hiding his 5 o'clock boner behind the cash register
The night clean up crew man was walking bent over.. cause his 5 o'clock boner.
God, I need to get home to chop this thing off or put it in ice water..
The boner you wish you had during sex
by SLAA addict June 27, 2014