by TommyJoe14 November 05, 2021
An exclamation of disgust. Used specifically to elicit the visual of someone preforming fellatio on a person who currently has a colostomy bag.
“I’m going to bang you in the face with a shitbag”
“Well, Bang me in the face with a shitbag, that sucks.”
“Woke up this morning feeling like I got banged in the face with a shitbag”
“Well, Bang me in the face with a shitbag, that sucks.”
“Woke up this morning feeling like I got banged in the face with a shitbag”
by Lil hed February 25, 2025
Banging Plates goes beyond a "Red herring", it's making noise about the red herring insisting that it is the one true interpretation, even if it's just a profitable misinterpretation. It is a psychological idea, creating a chaos where logical analysis becomes difficult; now fear shepherds one into going for the red herring even if with a calm mind he would never have taken that option. Many other hidden meanings, like "our plates are empty, so feed us by buying our silly commercial idea".
The snake oil salesman was banging plates to convince people to buy his medicinal product.
The Prime Minister advised people to go to the balcony and bang their plates to spread awareness about the need to wear masks.
The Prime Minister advised people to go to the balcony and bang their plates to spread awareness about the need to wear masks.
by Yoyo's_timetin October 08, 2023
When in a FWB arrangement a "friend bang" is an individual sex session with someone that you're actually friends with.
by Professor Sequoia November 06, 2021
I hired this stripper for my friends bachelor party and as soon as she came out she gave him a flash bang right in his face
by 333bam July 23, 2024
An explosive device weapon developed for use in crowd control that consists of a large charge, typically about 15 grams, of flash powder contained in a vented metal case with a triggering device similar to those used in ordinary hand grenades. While not designed for lethality, these are very dangerous weapons when used improperly. In 2014 a small child in Georgia was accidentally maimed by incompetent police officers who tossed one of these devices into a crib during a botched drug raid. These devices typically contain about five times the explosive charge of an ordinary M-80 firecracker, which contains three grams of flash powder.
Police officers maimed 18 month-old Bounkham Phonesavanh Jr. with a flash bang. They were never indicted.
by Camp420Guy May 02, 2015
Da "explosive" act of briefly showing a not-in-da-mood guy your big luscious shapely boobs, suddenly causing him to want to jump your bones.
Using a flash-bang technique may indeed give a guy a "hasty hard-on", but if you then delay at all before getting it on, he may just-as-quickly "deflate", and then it may be difficult of impossible for him to "get it up again" for a good while.
by QuacksO July 04, 2023