Apple

A tech brand that is run by greedy fucks and overprices everything they sell, for no fucking reason. Their phones, imacs, or anything they have can break easly, and its takes 99999 months to repair.

"Please guys subscibe to our streaming service Apple Plus!!!!! Its only 8000$/month!!!1!1"

"New iphone 16 released!!! Its only 782020289$ guyz!!!1!2! Pls buy!!!!1!1!"

by Moonlight Densetsu April 1, 2024

Apple Time

The span of time in which one consumes apples and apple-related products.

Fella 1: "Dude, it's apple Time."
Fella 2: *fist bump*
Fella 3: "If you say apple time one more time you're out of my class"
Fella 1: "Apple time"
Fella 3 ascends into heaven

by turkey fingers November 1, 2018

Apple sus

Something you say when you don't know what to say

When you don't know how to say "Apple sauce"

Apple sus

by colynoly July 6, 2022

Apple

1. A round fruit that grows on a tree.

2. A popular technology company that names almost everything they make "the i___".

Yo, toss me an apple.

Have you heard? Apple just released the new iPhone XS

by lemon_85 September 29, 2018

apple care

the shittiest and most expensive repair service that will deny your request to have your device fixed

If you pay for apple care, you are literally special needs.

by mad_nic November 8, 2021

apple danish

Vagina, used in the context of oral sex.

I really enjoyed eating her apple danish for beeakfast.

by Actuarius81 October 12, 2021

apple cinnamon bun

A way better nickname for your other half other than "Bae, Boo, honey, sweetie" or anything else that is given to that person whom you love so dearly.

My girlfriend is my apple cinnamon bun, I love her to death.

by LittleMissWords-A-Lot November 17, 2016