Slang: Supermarket eggs with googly eyes that couple up with names such as oofphelia and oofscar. Find Oofarens complaining to store managers worldwide about oof eggs and get yours today!!
Orginates from the Latin origin of oof.
Orginates from the Latin origin of oof.
I went to the store to buy oof eggs and had to complain to the manager about one of them having just one eye
by Oofing oof cakes February 16, 2021
Get the Oof Eggsmug. 
Great heavens almighty! Is that our savior, divine being from above, the Jesus Christ?! Why, no, but I can see why you’re confused. That, my friend, is a faberge egg, one of the most illusory objects to ever exist. It is timeless, crafted from the souls of dead Republican senators, detailed with an engraved sequential narrative depicting the entire plot to “How to Train Your Dragon”, and stands on a plate composed of flattened Twisted Tea cans. It is remarkable, terrifyingly beautiful, and the perfect shape to stick up your ass.
In the early years of primary school education on drugs, the government showed a video, where a cracked egg in a frying pan was “your brain on drugs”. If that was a faberge egg, the quote would’ve been “this is your brain on God”.
by quit pro ayo March 22, 2023
Get the faberge eggmug. by egggreggegg May 7, 2019
Get the gregg the eggmug. 
A man that is built like a a egg and has a womanly voice when saying "Here" Im looking at you Mister Morris.
by MeatBallar May 15, 2022
Get the Egg Muffinmug. by chloe_gyuri January 11, 2025
Get the Lay eggsmug.