potato

My life

"My life is potato"

by PTM2019 January 15, 2019

Pitito Potato

Like tomato tomato but better. Pronounced puh-tee-toe puh-tah-toe

Person 1. Hello Fred

Person 2. Actually it’s spelt with a p
Person 1. Pitito potato

by Flem Flam December 30, 2024

Romantic Potatoeing

When a couple dates and spends their time lounging at home together on a couch or in a bed (non-sexually). Activities that go with Romantic Potatoeing include: Watching Netflix/Hulu, eating snacks all day and not meals, cuddling with blankets/robes on, and possibly doing laundry.

Jane and I were romantic potatoeing all through the rainy day.

by StrawberryMilkWolf October 15, 2017

Potato

A food. However, often used by girls (below 18) to describe themselves. Some people use it as an edgy term, whereas others just use it to sound cute.

Youtube video: has a potato in frame for two seconds
12 year old girl: OH my gosh at 1:23 you can see me OwO
All of the replies: same queen

by Usernamehere444 June 30, 2019

Soft potatoe

When the penis goes soft during sex, but they keep trying.

My date was going great until he went all soft potatoes.

My husband got drunk last night and about 5 minutes into sex was just soft potatoes.

by Kay & Bae January 14, 2021

slouch potato

n. Slovenly person with no ambition and bad posture.

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Get some shape on your benighted life you didgeridoo-bashing slouch potato. You don’t want to end up washing koala scrotums down the docks in Perth.

by gnostic3 December 22, 2021

potato

a body shaper that you put under your clothes to snatch your body

“mom where’s your potato? i don’t like the way my body looks in this dress.” :(

by yrusmtm March 10, 2022