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michael earnshaw

Ok ok this nigga has the best eyes he has a few friends that he tries to keep close HUGE cock GETS THA BITCHES yeah and most likely aussie
by It's just facts November 12, 2020
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Michael

A fucking sweaty ass bitch. He will rock your shit in any 2k and irl for that matter. If you see a Michael on 2k (especially a Mini one) you better turn around and run away to another country or your ankles will get there first. Michael also pulls all the bad biddies. Even if they're way older than him, he bags them. Any girl that meets Michael will just beg for him to serve them his meat. Michael is a sweat.
Holy shit bro! Michael's coming! RUN!!
by dillypong November 27, 2021
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michael

Michael is a coward. A man who hides behind technology to cause harm to those he has distain for. Although Michael may act tough, he is nothing more than a gutless bull, a troll even. Michael hates his own self and has a hard time looking ilin the mirror due to his lack of courage. A lack of courage to not only face his enemy but those he harms through technology.
Michael, oh yeah, I've heard of him he's quite the coward.
by Throne AKA JellyBean May 4, 2022
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Michael Jackson

A famous pop singer from Indiana born on August 18th, 1958. He is known for his songs, earning the nickname “King Of Pop”. Such famous songs are:
Bad
Smooth Criminal
Don’t Stop ‘Til You Get Enough
Remember The Time
And many more. On June 25th, 2009, Michael died of a medicine overdose.
Michael Jackson is my favorite singer!
by rru12 November 4, 2023
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Michael bore

A gay faggot - sticks rustys willy up his bumhole. Pussyhole .into beastilality . Like disabled gay autism porn.
by Allahaukbar69 March 23, 2019
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michael newton

Friend - "Do you know anyone named Michael newton?"

Child- "Yeah my cool dad"
by Oli's dictionary July 11, 2022
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George Michael

He is a singer-songwriter. The best singer that ever existed (including Freddie Mercury). PERFECT MAN.
Is that George Michael?
YES. I love that baby.
by George Michael from heaven April 14, 2020
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