crack fever

When you used to be sociable and then you started using crack (meth) and became anti social due to your drug use. You got the crack fever.
Also if you're a crack user and you make plans to go and do something social (meaning outside of your room or home) and then you flake out, you got the crack fever.

John: hey bro what's doin? Keen to go to the pub for a couple beers?

Larry: yeah bro when do you want to go?

John: I'll be at yours in an hour.

John arrives at Larry's

John: oi bro stop smashing the pipe, let's go down the pub

Larry: nah bro nah, I'm just gonna chill here ay.

John: fuck bro you got the crack fever

by Modest Molly October 24, 2017

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Crack Sabbath

Also known as payday, when your check hits and you go out to buy cocaine, lasts from when the paycheck hits till you pass out.

Kenny: hey man you tryna throw down on a qp of weed?
Zack: nah bro we can't, its the crack sabbath at midnight.
Kenny: Oh shit your right...8ball?

by Johnny Kaboom June 13, 2024

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crack park

Lovely little spot in St Kilda. Grab a 246 bus and you’re all set

Person 1: where can I meet you?

Person 2: I’m at crack park, come find me

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Dog Crack

A dog crack can either be a dog's butthole, or a human's deformed butthole.

A dog crack usually happens at birth and causes poop to be lumpy, small in size, and sometimes causes worms since the person has a dog crack.

The person cannot perform anal sex because her/his butthole is too small for the job. They can only do it in the front.

The person's dog crack can attract other dogs. If a dog sniffs or tries to hump the person's butthole, or anything else a dog does to another's butthole, then that is perfectly normal.

There are so many dogs chasing after Smarly because she has a dog crack, and they all want it.

by slipperydick December 15, 2011

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