Crack-hole Special

When, after fucking a coke addict, you take off your used condom and slide it through the hole in their nose.

Friend 1: “Yo last night I fucked this homeless bitch and she had a gap in between her nostrils.”
Friend 2: “So you gave her the old Crack-hole special?”
Friend 1: “Yup, I didn’t even pay her the money she asked for after.”

by Diddy1888 June 10, 2024

Blake rover tent special

When you are camping and ask a random stranger to give you head in your tent

I was camping last weekend and someone asked me to give them the blake rover tent special

by Mr.smith69 April 21, 2021

3 For 1 Special

During fellatio. Your partner pushes up your testicles. Then proceeds to put both your penis and testicles in her mouth. When all 3 are in she proceeds to deep throat you to climax.

Dude! My girl gave me a 3 For 1 Special last nite! I thought that I died and my soul left my body.

by grey580 April 18, 2022

Therapist Special

When a therapist purposely doesn’t respond to a desperate message outside of session where you bear the depths of your soul.

I texted my therapist I was going to off myself the other day, she gave me the therapist special!

by Lightsun May 10, 2024

Colorado Special

When you use a Woman’s yeast infection to make a Microbrew IPA

Me: Ya this girl I was with last night had a nasty bread smell coming out of her legs.
Friend: Dude that’s nasty ass fuck
Me: Yeah but it made for a tasty Colorado Special

by anonymous November 17, 2021

mulvaney special

A special drink were the bar tender rubs his dick on the cup for that salty muskey taste and serves it with bud light. Or any budwiser drink.

Guy: " yoh give me that Mulvaney special ,I wanna feel that exaggerate female stereotype with the refine narcissistic theather kid taste "
Bar guy: "you want the taste of dick with budlight basically "
Guy: "yes...yes I do.

by Tiredude April 30, 2023

chesty special

selfish sex
5 minutes of fucking with no foreplay

no eating out

no satisfaction for the girl

straight to sleep after they have nutted

Joe: I hit that slumbust with the chesty special
Noah: So you gave her 5 minutes of mid wood, nutted then went to sleep?

by slumbuster February 13, 2024