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shit tattoo

area of darker skin surround a womans anal sphincter muscle.
originated from the thought that it is there because said female has not wiped her arse sufficiently over a long period of time, and the turd has rubbed into the skin. This thought was obviously incorrect. Term first used 1990, Blackpool

Apparently, can be eliminated by procedure called anal bleaching
'Hey G-girl, do you have a shit tattoo?'- cue verbals from G-girl.
by DanJJJJJJJJ March 28, 2008
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Kid Shit

When someone (usually someone immature, selfish, with lack of care for anything or anyone; see selfish) is on a level on playing "games" instead of acting their own age or being a realistic person towards others. Also; when someone insists on being the moocher, tag-along, comment making and no backbone to fall on, young-minded, and childish person in a group or relationship. To cure? Grow up.
I'm trying to make something of my life, so why are you still on that kid shit
by TheLastLinkStanding July 16, 2011
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Shit Vomit

The rare timing of when poison leaves your body from both orfaces. Extra points for doing it at the same time.
Shit Vomit; Shit after vomiting or vomiting after shitting. It doesnt count if at anytime you leave the bathroom.
by Jebony March 6, 2010
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Shit Towel

1) A towel used for wiping up messes such as puke, beer, milk, bong water, and when theres no toilet paper it is used to wipe your anus after defication.

2) The person who used the towel to wipe their shit when they were drunk as fuck and there was no toilet paper. Esp. a person whose name is Chantelle.
ex.

Dude, pass the shit towel, I spilled the rum.

or

jessika: "someone shit on my towel"
morgan: "wasn't me"
aj: "wasn't me"
jessika: "it must've been chantelle"
morgan: "yeah, she took a shit last night and there was no toilet paper"
by aleisterjoseph-P. August 9, 2009
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Shit Nugget

1-The little ball of turd that hangs off your ass hair and floats around in the bath when you wash.

2-Ball of turd and fibres from your underwear.
Jeez dude, you can see the shit nugget hanging off her ass!
by Horny_dude_69 February 5, 2009
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shit sneeze

a shit sneeze is when you have a sudden burst of watery diarrhea that sprays shit all over the toilet or wall
i ate that nasty cheap mexican food last night and got home and had a shit sneeze,it was everywhere
by the one and only mole July 20, 2009
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Shitty Shit

It occours when you have diareeah and a log falls in and splashes shit all over your ass, it takes forever to clean up.
Hunny, I'm home... Hold on a minute I just had a shitty shit.
by Edmund McMullen November 14, 2003
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