SIMP

A person usually male; who is desperate to please their girlfriend/ female friend. This can be seen in form of cuddling, doing tasks, long talks and or buying gifts.

cuddling his hoe instead of a bro “he’s a simp”

by yeeter789:) September 7, 2021

simp farming

Extraction of money, items, promotions from any number of simps/white-knights; often is a type of scam.
Immoral, pragmatic (psychopathic/manipulative - exploiting your empathy towards them).

Similar to gold digging.

- This poor onlyfans girl truly loves me and needs help, I've given her $1000.
- She's simp farming you, you're a parasocial simp.

by veinsofgold April 1, 2024

Simp

Simply respecting a women and being kind to her wether she is your girlfriend or a just a female friend

Bob:*lets the girls go before him through the door*
Bob is a simp

by Jsjdjejsbbdkan October 23, 2020

Simp Card

A simp card is ANYthing posted, written, pr recorded that has even a hint of rizz. Becoming very popular during the age of the Welcome Home ARG, Simp Cards are usually done as drawings or spoken with the "~" symbol. Simp Cards are very common on TikTok. Usually used as an alternative way of getting rizzed up is "Getting a simp card pulled"/"Getting simp carded"

Wally Darling RF Au "Where are you going dear~"
Y/N "I AM NOT GOING TO GET SIMP CARDED"

Y/N "That TikTok just pulled a simp card"

by Saynivia August 17, 2023

Simp

A simp is the opposite of a pimp.
Pimps are players. Simps get played.

A simp is like a sugar daddy in the makeing.

by Raheim September 3, 2020

Simp

Jen saying that mike Chong is fine af

Jen: “ mike is so fine”

Me to Jen: “you’re literally the definition of simp!”

by user362892 May 21, 2022

Simp

A man who puts pussy or any sort of female affection above everything else. A man who cannot go a week without a female on his phone.

“yo man, you tryna hang out?”
“nah i’ve found a new girl she’s the one bro i’m hanging out with her”

“simp”

by Fred Nero January 25, 2020