retard wrednesday

Worse than the usual Wednesday "hump day", worse than a write-off day, a retard wrednesday is when you can't articulate words correctly (written and/or verbal), your brain feels like it took a vacation without you, and it's really, really hard to focus.

June 2, 2010 was such a retard wrednesday because it took me an hour and a half to muster enough focus to execute the simplest tasks at work.

by rosemarylong June 2, 2010

Fat Retard

JACE

JACE IS A FAT RETARD

by ADASDAFAE June 24, 2022

Retard Syndrome

When you're zooted beyond comprehension and your friends look retarded or act retarded.

Why's this nigga look like he have retard syndrome.

by Cockblaster69000 May 22, 2023

Retarded

Elijah

Elijah is retarded

by Idubbbz is famous May 20, 2019

retard silence

When you are sat in a call with friends laughing about something and every thing suddenly goes silent

Retard 1 : "why did everyone stop talking?"
Retard 2 : "we are in retard silence"

by anonymous February 23, 2021

Retard

A fully grown adult who has completed grade school, but still believes the Earth is flat.

Do you really believe the the Earth is flat?
Yes, I guess you could call me a retard.

by Jashill August 17, 2018

retard

Retard is slur u know...

If u say retard ur acting like professional

by Santiagofreire5 February 15, 2021