poop scoot

N: when people like kyle wipe the leftover remnants from betwinxt their buttox from back to front (rump to bump).

kyle: you guys don't wipe back to front?
everyone: no kyle, we're not poop scooters.

by t-biz and biddy blakk March 5, 2009

poop a loop

to poop, especially in case of severe urgency

Out of my way, I have to poop a loop!!!

by Rockoff January 4, 2008

Vagina Poop

When a girl has a guy shove his dick in while having sex she cuts it off and lets it slide out.

Dude that guys dick got cut off because he got vagina pooped.

by pyromantacos January 16, 2011

poop miner

when a guy is diging for brown gold in a male or females ass

"farmer was poop mining in jareds ass last night while watching "shaw shank redeamtion" fags"

by paul September 19, 2003

poop stick

1. A person who sucks just a little bit.
2. An expletive.
3. A log shaped piece of poop.

You little poop stick

by slasher March 26, 2003

Poop Nuggets

Poop that is shaped into a nugget form

I'm in the mood for some poop nuggets right now, let's go get some.

by xPoop Nugget February 22, 2009

poop taco

the tastiest treat to ever come from south of the border. Normally good with a hint of guac.

Wow, Hilly, Angie made me a great poop taco for dinner last night.

by Duck Shorts January 3, 2008