Paul is the epitome of peak sex appeal. Boasting a deliciously hairy chest and back, they stands at a mighty 5,6” tall. Since Paul is of biblical origin, they often feel compelled to share their feet the rest of the world. Although Paul to some is a handsome, rugged silver fox, to most, the reality is a shorter, plumper, hairier little hobbit like being. Despite this minor set back, Paul’s compensate by having an attractive personality, with very easy going conversational skills and a large penis.
We all love a Paul.
We all love a Paul.
Guy1: haha that little man is so small and hairy!
Guy2: it’s Paul! You know, I bet he has a massive penis and knows how to use it.
Girl1: I can testify.
Guy2: it’s Paul! You know, I bet he has a massive penis and knows how to use it.
Girl1: I can testify.
by Phlinghambodem December 22, 2023
Get the Paulmug. by imnotthewerewolf December 9, 2021
Get the Paul Ruddmug. by Martixmarco April 3, 2023
Get the fucking Peter to make love to Paulmug. A well known gay couple. The two started by holding hands in secret and quickly made the jump to vicious public anal sex. Paul is the female of the relationship and Anthony, being the Alpha, often walks Paul around on a leash.
Paul: Hey Anthony what did you want to eat for dinner?
Anthony: I'd love a hefty serving of your scrumptious ass.
Paul: Oh Honey! You know how to make me happy!
*Paul and Anthony proceeded to kiss each other's bodies from head to toe.
Anthony: I'd love a hefty serving of your scrumptious ass.
Paul: Oh Honey! You know how to make me happy!
*Paul and Anthony proceeded to kiss each other's bodies from head to toe.
by xXxHotdog1992xXx November 7, 2020
Get the Paul and Anthonymug. 
by Minty_Mechanic April 9, 2022
Get the Paul Ruddedmug.