Simp

You, you are a simp!

If you've ever genuinely appreciated someone you are a simp you absolute clown.

Person one: Yeah I love my gf she's great

Person two: Bro... You fucking simp

Person one: We've been dating for three years! She's the love of my life

Person two: Bruh you literally are simping I can't take this sMh smh

by A total loser May 14, 2020

SIMP

Popular Acronym from S1E25 of the hit animated TV Show Phineas and Ferb , where the side character, Candace Flynn, dances and sings about the Squirrels roaming around your pants.

Now somebody, anybody, everybody scream!
AHHHHHHH! There's squirrels in my pants!
That girl's got some serious squirrels in her pants.
There's squirrels in my pants!

Tell me what's making you jump like that!
SIMP, squirrels in my pants!
Ain't got no chickens, ain't got no rats
SIMP,
Squirrels in my pants!
S to the I to the M to the P,
Then maybe you can be moving like me
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels! Squirrels!
(S to the I to the M to the P)
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to the M to the P!
Who you got back home, watering your plants?
SIMP, squirrels in my pants!
How can I qualify for government grants?
SIMP, squirrels in my pants!
Yeah, hypnotize me, put me in a trance
SIMP, squirrels in my pants!
Got an Aunt Florence living in France
She can't see the-
Squirrels in my pants!
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels! Squirrels!
(S to the I to the M to the P)
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to the M to the P!

by Dothefig December 9, 2019

Simp

Someone who says that their bf/gf is their best friend

“Dude, stop buying her stuff you’re being a simp.”

by Broddy bates October 11, 2020

Simp

A guy named jose

“Damn, look at that simp!”

by Gayguy.09 April 3, 2022

simp

jricks

that nigga ricks is rl a simp for layla.. he walked shawty to class and held her hand the whole way. get this... he don't talk to her in his free time, he makes time for her.

by summerwalkerslut October 26, 2020

simp

matt eichelberger

matt is such a simp to jess, what a nerd.

by eicheltity July 6, 2021

Simp

Something you get called when showing basic human kindness to someone of a gender that you are attracted to.

Guy 1 - I helped katie move the other day, it was really tiring
Guy 2 - Haha, simp

by NikoRiver December 14, 2020