The Year the Music Died

When music became utter shite.

Although the year the music died was said to be shortly before the 2010s, it actually started shortly after Johnny Cash died. They don't make 'em like they used to....

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 2, 2020

street music

The kind of music played at a young person's wedding.

*old fancy guy says to other old fancy guy while at the wedding of a young couple*

"Are they playing street music?"

"Oh Jeeze, sounds like Ludacris or that Run DMC fella, I'm appalled."

by Stefcellresearch January 2, 2019

Headphone Music

1. Music that hits when you're alone in the car or using headphones but instantly sounds wack af the moment it gets played for someone else, comparable to the way electrons have different behaviors based on whether or not they're being actively observed.

2. Music that needs multiple listens to enjoy meaning whoever is listening on aux with you is not having a good time.

Person one: Yo do you fw Bladee?

Person two: Of course!
Person one: So why don't you ever play him on aux?
Person two: Bladee makes headphone music, can't play that shit in open air.

by pressurepacc July 17, 2024

queef music

queef music is a slang used against queef musicians and it is derogatory.

if you're twerking and a little shit comes out, its okay! it just means you're shaking it in all the right places!
queef music

by bribri April 26, 2022

Zombie Death Music

A term that some people would use to define screamo and all the genres that include it.

Teenager: -blasts "It Never Ends" by Bring Me The Horizon-
Mother: Are you listening to Zombie Death Music again?!?
Teenager: No...

by KupcakeNinja September 10, 2010

"music on hold"-grade tune

Refers to a somewhat-"tame"/boring and/or repetitive musical composition that is "okay", but definitely nothing special or "memorable" --- it would merely be something that you might wanna half-listen to while waiting for someone to pick up/get back to you on the phone, be serenaded with over a store's PA system while shopping, or have for soothing your impatience when riding a slow elevator.

The NYC Greyhound station plays light-classical music over the ceiling-speakers to help its patrons to while away the long boring hours during bus-layovers; I appreciate it that they don't simply toss "music on hold"-grade tunes at you for extended periods.

by QuacksO March 25, 2019

We are the music makers,. And we are the dreamers of dreams

What you say when you want a child to shut their fucking mouth already.

Kid: What's a zeppelin?
You: We are the music makers,. And we are the dreamers of dreams

by Troi_Baker October 27, 2021