Michael McCabe 

the banana mike

I am Michael McCabe, the Banana Mike, the dankest of them all

Michael McCabe by The True Banana Mike February 21, 2018

Michael 

Michael has such a good heart. Even if he hates you more than anything, he will sacrifice himself to save you. He's very loyal and he will always put your happiness before his happiness. He hates to broke hearts, even if this is what he does. He is very kind, hot, popular and smart, and every girl wants him.

Girl: OMG, HE'S SO HOT!

Girl 2: I KNOW, RIGHT? I WANNA KISS HIM!
His Girlfriend: Stay back! He's MINE!
Girl: You are so lucky you have Michael...

Michael by Jade Hale February 26, 2018

Michael 

A baby ass bih, one who never leaves his dorm.

Dude: Hey man, you know that guy who never leaves his dorm?
Bro: Yeah dude! Hes such a Michael. Total opposite of a true G.
Dude: Yeah man, hes really not a real one he doesn't put a hunnet into life.

Michael by Babes xx May 9, 2018

Michael Wood 

World's Smartest Native Australian, also a name used to pressure people into doing things.

Man 1: Oi mate skull that beer right now
Man 2: I'm not going to do that!
Man 1: Alright, but Michael Wood
Man 2: Oh no now I have to do it

Michael Wood by Funnel-King May 11, 2018

Michael Triggered 

When you get triggered at ANYTHING and EVERYTHING, even when people are clearly be sarcastic.

Mychail is Michael Triggered right now, so DO NOT speak to the weeb.

Michael Triggered by Michael Triggered May 11, 2018

michael casale

Sexy beast of a man creative loving the kind of guy that’s wants to be friends with everyone the kind of guy that likes to make people laugh and succeeds with doing so the kind of guy that everyone wants to be friends with and a Michael Casale usually has blue eyes and dirty blond hair and will be very successful in life

Michael Casale is telling a funny joke

michael casale by EmperorNarwhal777 May 14, 2018

michael mayer 

Retarded peice of shot

Oh I feel like such a Michael Mayer

michael mayer by DeathMachine005 May 22, 2018