march 11

march 11 is just a normal day. the other definitions are just stupid and made by 11 year old girls. its annoying and your stupid if you belive whatever made up tradition you see on here

Jessica : Its national boys have to say yes day! Mark can i hug you?
Mark : No tf?
Jessica : But its March 11..
Mark : I don't give a fuck, you gave me a question and i answered bitch

by 😾😾😾😾 March 10, 2024

March 25 2009

People born in this day are sexy and so are all their friends. If you don’t like them you are probably ugly.

Dude 1: Why am I getting so many bitches recently?
Dude 2: Didn’t you become friends with Josh? Yeah he was born March 25 2009
Dude 1: Ohh

by PattyWattyHK March 11, 2024

March 11th

It’s March 11th , Today is national boo on dudes named jackson day!!!

“why is everyone being mean to me today??” - jackson

“haven’t you heard march 11th is national boo on jackson’s day!”

by ppux March 11, 2024

March 12

The Noise day

A: What the fuck are you sending me?
B: Noise, it's March 12!

by Sanya339Real March 12, 2024

March 13

People named Presley must give people named all tall people she knows $100.

"March 13 is when u must give me money."

by PobloThePro March 13, 2024

March 13th

National tell someone that you like them day, wether you like them platonically or romantically.

-Hey, I like you.
-Where is this coming from?
-Today is march 13th, i have to tell someone I like them.

by pussyeater536 March 13, 2024

March 13th

Deck anyone under 5'5 in the face for ever assuming they could get money from tall people. Know your place, which is always and eternally, physically and classically below tall people. Never forget it again or else the $5 your broke ass begged for is getting shoved so far up your ass, it'll reach farther than the top shelf that you can't even jump up to.

"March 13th is give $5 to short people day--" I'm going to shoot you in the mouth.

by freediooo March 13, 2024