that post Chrissy lunch/dinner feeling where you cannot move and wish to nap for 27 years. Also defined as the pungent aroma that floats out of the toilet post-Chrissy roast.
Billy - great googly moogly, that lunch was sublime, how are you feeling Jerry?
Jerry - mate I’m really feeling the egg bog.
Also note: BAKE A COOKIE AND SMACK MY NOOK AND CRANNY, WHAT IS THAT STENCH!?
somebody egg bogged the toilet!
Jerry - mate I’m really feeling the egg bog.
Also note: BAKE A COOKIE AND SMACK MY NOOK AND CRANNY, WHAT IS THAT STENCH!?
somebody egg bogged the toilet!
by monkay December 11, 2024
A nicer way of telling someone " you don't know what you are talking about because you butted into a conversation you had no business butting into in the first place"
Parents talking and son interrupts : can I go to a Trump rally with my gf Jessica?
Parents : drive yourself away by all means necessary. Btw since you came from a great cosmic egg, you can also learn some manners and not interrupt us when we are talking.
Parents : drive yourself away by all means necessary. Btw since you came from a great cosmic egg, you can also learn some manners and not interrupt us when we are talking.
by Sexydimma May 17, 2016
another way of telling someone that you want them out of your conversation because they were not initially part of it and hence don't know even what the convo is about when they butt in
by Sexydimma March 28, 2015
by chloe_gyuri January 12, 2025
It’s when your GFs cooking breakfast and tells you you dropped something and when you bend over to pick it up she whispers in your ear (f me) you say, now? And she says yea now. And you just whip it out all angry and BAM you shove it in. And right away you feel crunch and suddenly it’s cold. She laughs. She says, Says fuck off. How’d you like that whispering egg?
by BLaM666 August 29, 2018
When a woman doesn't tell you she has a yeast infection and you discover her supository during oral or fingering.
by CoocheyCarnage_69 September 14, 2021
Sometimes referred to as "the old bean & egg", is a sexual act which involves placing your nutsack on your partner's chin while simultaneously ejaculating into a flour tortilla, corn tortillas can be used but do not hold up as well. The tortilla does not need to be eaten but can be for bonus eggs.
by CantStopWontStopBungBungLao March 11, 2020