dick collector

dick collector, n, a woman who accumulates a lot of straight male friends in order to be constantly showered with attention and admiration. However, there is no way any of these men would ever make it beyond the friend stage or ever engage in sexual activity with this woman.

I wanted to date the new girl at the gym, but she turned out to be another dick collector.

by Symone Loki August 3, 2006

Dick in Ass

Feeling of oneness.. Achieving self acceptance... Being at peace with ones self

Can also be given as a B-day gift

The feeling you get after a good firm hand shake can be descirbed as DICK IN ASS.....

Hey there Kristen its your birthday?? Well guess what i got you... A firm DICK IN THE ASS

by Tyler Durden March 20, 2005

green dick

A male that get's an unknown std, or a combination of STD's.

That bitch gave me green dick

by RKTrueluck August 7, 2004

Daddy Dick

Made famous by the movie Baby Boy, staring Tyrese Gibson, Ving Rhames, Snoop Dogg, and Omar Gooding.

Jody: You love that daddy dick?

Yvette: OH MY GOD... I LOVE THAT DADDY DICK!!!!!!

Jody: Yea girl you love that daddy dick.

by bigg rawb May 30, 2008

Dirty dick

When you are playing fortnite and eating laxative gummy‘s and right before you get the win you shit your self while yelling oh fuck

Rob pulled a dirty dick last night

by Fortnite border control January 6, 2021

string dick

A really thin dick or cock. More flacid than a needle dick.

The sorority girls laughed at their friends surprising post date story about the drunk jock's pathetic string dick.

by Sauceman January 21, 2005

Flipping Dick

This is the act over overreacting to a minor situation. Someone who flips dick often could be considered a douchebag or an asshole.

Billy: GODDAMNIT! WHO THE F*** STOLE MY GAMEBOY?!?
Dave: Whoa! Why are you flipping dick?

by Sheepinatorz May 11, 2011