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David

A gay child who cries a lot when he doesn’t get what he wants

He also can be very sexual
This nigga David is gay
by Cola you sue ma January 5, 2020
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The David Problem

A situation that arises during software development in which one developers build works perfectly (we call this the David build) whilst all other builds are completely fucked.
Dev 1: "Oh man, why isn't this building!!"
Dev 2: "What do you mean? It's building fine for me and we are running the same version.. ?"
Dev 1: "Why must you constantly create the David Problem..."
by Miss David January 27, 2022
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David

person: yo look it’s some emo dude
other person: oh that’s just david
by user_310 February 20, 2024
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David

David is tall funny cute has brown eyes and is the best kisser and is mind blowing in the bed and cannot forget about his enormously big dick
Damm David u have a big dick
by Suneo November 22, 2021
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David

David is very kind, has a good personality and very smart. David is also very charming and cute, you will be lucky to have someone named david. David is someone who will never let you down. They empower others by simply being themselves. David is wise and kind and gives all that he can to what he believes in most. With one look, he knows what's on your heart and how to give you what you need to feel supported and loved as you process what you're feeling.
by BRUHHHEUHEUDJhcnkjan June 11, 2021
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Davidic Davititis

A chronic highly allergenic inflammatory condition caused by the return of latently infected nerve cells. Treatment within 48 hours of onset may limit the development of a persistent, severe pain (neuralgia)
Most people will become allergic after a single priming exposure to Davidic Davititis.
by JesterOthaPines December 9, 2019
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