Cream Cheese

(Verb) (Slang)
Spontaneous ejaculation. Typically caused by extreme happiness or excitement.

Today I (Cream Cheesed) when I found out that I made the football team.

by LV TV February 2, 2024

Cream Pie

A name for your partner after after having anal sex, you blow your load all over their ass.

Did that feel good my little Cream Pie

by DogOfDeviance February 9, 2024

Whipped cream on pie

When someone is so absolutely enamored another person that they’d do anything for them

Person A: He got me roses and a necklace to ask me out and he told me he’s been planning it for months
Person B: he’s so down atrocious whipped cream on pie

by auroralotus December 3, 2022

Cream Cracker

An alternative, particularly British, name for the game Soggy Biscuit.

Where a group of men stand in a circle and ejaculate onto a biscuit/cracker. The last to ejaculate is left to eat the baked good, and its creamy topping.

Yes, I do always suggest we play Cream Cracker. Yes, I do always lose, what's your point?

by standyburnham December 13, 2022

Ice Cream Truck

A vehicle used by predators to get young children inside. They give them ice cream and then they kidnap them.

There are lots of ice cream trucks in ghetto neighborhoods. So if you see an ice cream truck walk away immediately and run to the nearest Panda Express bathroom and shit in the toilet!

by DunkinDonutsSavage7233 December 25, 2022

Cream Pike

A cream pie the size of a mountain

I gave her one hell of a cream pike

by PointingatmyBALLZ January 4, 2023

Corner Cream

The white stuff that gathers on the corners of your uncles mouth after a night on booze and booger sugar

hey brother you got corner cream give it a wipe

by fleshconker January 6, 2023