Cock Beating

Things that don't make sense, or in a short word, Nonsense

Friend: I didn't commit Arson to our friend's house

Me: What's this cock beating all about

by TheRealGeoBoy March 03, 2021

dirty beat

A dirty beat is when you're doing a carpool and you shart instead of fart.

Yo dude what did you just do?! Damn man I just did a dirty beat!

by Sordina_england December 08, 2020

couch beat

Verb. To insert your penis in between two couch cushions, with or without lubrication. Then, you proceed to thrust back and forth in said couch, as if you were fucking a girl. Some people prefer to go raw, or use a sock for easy clean-up!

That guy Frank got a pete burn from couch beat.

by Feetbeater6911 October 01, 2015

Beating the J

when someone is lying

That yucky ass nigga is beating the J

by Young Quarnale September 28, 2022

Beat it Butterscotch

A slang term originally used by anonymous. Because everybody knows nobody likes butterscotch

Brother 1: Would like a Butterscotch candy?

Brother 2: Get out of my

Brother 1: Would like a Butterscotch candy?

Brother 2: Get out of my room

Brother 1: You didn't answer my question

Brother 2: Beat it Butterscotch

by ccccool September 16, 2023

beat me freak

A person who likes being beat on for fun or sexual pleasure

Emma: Look at Jenny play fight with Jeff.
Lisa: God she’s a pick me and a beat me freak.

by UnknownEmo November 17, 2022

Aespa impregnated me again but we love kpop and my dad and mum wont support me because their parents would beat them up. I have new mum bye bye.

Aespa impregnated me again but we love kpop and my dad and mum wont support me because their parents would beat them up. I have new mum bye bye. Need to wait for 10 years. You don’t know my rules so don’t judge that will be surprising I like surprise I can suicide.

Aespa impregnated me again but we love kpop and my dad and mum wont support me because their parents would beat them up. I have new mum bye bye.

by sdinaz October 24, 2023