hafro-american

a child of a mixed race union

bob's father is black; his mom is white. he is a hafro-american

by germinator7 November 16, 2011

American Stand-off

When 4 or more people are pointing weapons at each other ready for action.

I thought it was a group of friends at a party, it turned out to be an American stand-off!!

by Kanaryellow901 July 21, 2025

Native Americans

A group of people who are a white persons afterthought. Often out of consideration when white people want real estate.

NoUhh: EmmMa, here’s free land
EmmMa: uh NooUhh I think the native Americans live here. Maybe don’t take it
NoUhh: who cares about them? They’ll find a new home.

EmmMa: eh fuck it we are clearly more important.

by FugginPARODYbro July 4, 2025

Americans wouldn’t know genuine enchantment if it fucked them in the as

A phrase used whenever americans can’t see the beauty in something, taken from billy on the street talking about his love for the movie Rattatoullie

Person 1:”I went to the grand canyon with a bunch of americans and they were all on their phones the whole time”

Person 2:”Jesus, Americans wouldn’t know genuine enchantment if it fucked them in the ass.”

by sunnyfolina June 17, 2023

Soda American

A American citizen typically massively obese with a lack of common sense and independent thought that drinks large quantities of soda and or caffeinated beverages while also making the beverage of choice their personality. The visual of a average Soda American is that of the Michelin man with sunken eyes a pale face and a dead fluoride stare with fat rolls tucked into their pants/leggings.

“I got a Diet Coke with my three Big Macs and large fry”
“Did you see the new marvel movie”
“Dr pepper is the best drink”
”I hate the taste of water it’s so bland”
“Joel has drank 4 mountain dews in the last hour” “ikr no wonder he weighs 600 pounds” “typical soda American”

by Trentjs03 September 21, 2022

lazy American

Bo turo

Huch a wazy lazy American

by Daddy’s bitch September 11, 2023

American Dream

Anyone born with the name Jacob and/or the last name Johnson. The most American name there is. Usually from a strong bloodline and generational wealth.

Met this Engineer at work today, he was a total Jake. Talk about The American Dream..

by Stop The Bleed August 22, 2024