David Beckhamandcheese

A funny name to represent a footballer that is a fatass or obsese as fuck.

Chris: What team do you play for?
John: LA Galaxy
Chris: How much you weight?
John:410 pounds
Chris: GAH DAHM!!! YOU FUCKIN DAVID BECKHAMANDCHEESE!!!

by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb October 19, 2023

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David Stinson

Looser kid that cries over food on the daily

Like david stinson aint pushing p, cus I took his food and he snitched

by DavidStinsonHater January 18, 2022

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Davide is a funny and handsome guy with a mustache. He's an amazing friend and he'll always try his best to cheer you up and make you smile if you've got a bad day. He's creative... Well maybe kinda weird and crazy as well but he's got the best ideas! You can always count on him because he'll put his friends even before his own health. (STOP DOING THAT DAVIDE) Whatever, he's more of a spontaneous type of guy and he never wins a bet so sometimes he ends up looking like a clown, a wet clown... Well let's skip those details... Davide is actually just adorable because you can trust him with everything and he's really honest and loyal... A true buddy but he doesn't sleep... Like never... He's probably a zombie... A cute and lovely one tho :)

Treat your Davide well, he deserves it.

Davide is always late for school.

by Goodsoup69 November 21, 2021

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