When your platonic friend gives you a blow job and its the better than you anything you could imagine. You never knew blow jobs that good were out in the universe, and you doubted they really exist, much like the planet Pluto.
JB: Damn, I got a plutonic blow job the other day from Emily, it was fucking amazing!
Alex: You're so lucky, bro!
Alex: You're so lucky, bro!
by ohheykittykitty July 24, 2019
Get the plutonic blow jobmug. Slang for The feeling of being disappointed and/or aggravated (originally from the state of Florida)
by Circebrxx November 17, 2020
Get the Blowedmug. 
The chosen one. A girl who could end world hunger with the grace of her mouth. This mouth will bring you the clarity of self actualization and best life living. World peace resides within the confines of her oral cavity. The chosen one will suck you into an alternate existence and blissful slurp you down a spiritual awakening
by Therestareruinedforme April 6, 2023
Get the Queen of Blow Jobsmug. That one sexual act your classmate keeps saying he did to girls. A.K.A. ejaculating on someone’s face and drying it with a fart…
guy 1:yo I just gave a girl a Wisconsin blow dryer
guy 2:what’s that?
guy 1:search it up on your school computer 😈
guy 2:what’s that?
guy 1:search it up on your school computer 😈
by Istolemysistersaccountforthis July 21, 2025
Get the Wisconsin blow dryermug. by JordanR February 19, 2007
Get the Blow the grampusemug. by Frankiethewanktanky June 24, 2019
Get the Blow outmug.