by Plinko_Lover47 July 9, 2025

by elegant duck thing September 29, 2021

by The man that made Tropi-cookie November 24, 2021

when both you and your girl go into the bathroom and vomit simultaneously while giving head. then clean up the mess with your dick, if you don’t i️t doesn’t count.
there is a hand signal
left over right
right over left
then point to the bathroom
there is a hand signal
left over right
right over left
then point to the bathroom
by kinkyfucker March 12, 2018

The American Fortune Cookie is a complex sex position where the female lies straight on her back like a plank. The male sits on her mouth and places his penis in her nostril. The female begins tickling the male's feet while he shits in her mouth and begins to thrust at her nostril.
"I tried the American Fortune Cookie yesterday, and I swear i've never felt so relieved after."
"Chinese Fortune Cookies are so boring when you've tried the American Fortune Cookie."
"Chinese Fortune Cookies are so boring when you've tried the American Fortune Cookie."
by Dadornetto April 24, 2018

ex1: I ate your cookie while you were asleep, sorry
ex2: I ate your cookie while you were asleep, sorry
ex2: I ate your cookie while you were asleep, sorry
by Ikigai726 December 29, 2021
