Zach

He has nigger face and sucks 12 in cock
Man he’s totally a Zachary cause he’s gay
by Epicfrickingamer June 15, 2019
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a stupid ,smart ,caring ,energetic person who likes to flirt with a lot of people. he doesnt know when to stop picking on people until he gets in trouble. and like drugs
zach is my buddy and he is stupid and caring i am glade were friends. but i wish he would stop trying to sell me drugs
by buddyflufness December 11, 2017
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Zach is a guy who will usually make fun of u for stupid reasons.Hard to get to know them.Pretty stupid and makes the most dumbest decisions.Zach is some what nice and kinda cute but mostly ugly.Also very athletic.
“Hey that Zach kid just cracked his head open on the sidewalk
Well duh he’s a Zach!”
by ur dawg broski August 29, 2019
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Dude...why are you being so Zach?”
by dangdevin July 30, 2018
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A smart dumbass. Usually pretty skinny. They're very loyal and fun to hang out with.
They can always make you laugh or feel better. They make the best boyfriend/guy friend ever. They are super caring. They also have nice dark hair. They love hanging out with friends.
"Zach is literally the best guy I've ever met"

"I know right? He's so funny too!"
by user9173 October 21, 2019
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An absolute gay nae nae monkey baby. He is a failed sound cloud rapper who gets angry at any criticism and will start to immediately cry. You can say a joke about him because he will go monkey rage. Zach likes to touch little boys in the woods, and likes to kiss people without consent. Zach is pretty cool.
Brad: ¨Oh shit look out it´s Zach.¨
Chad: ¨Oh No run¨
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Zach is a really big jackass with no friends and really big man titties. he looks like a very fat hippie and can be very annoying. nobody likes him and if he says he has a girlfriend, dont believe him because he is dating his mother.
Zach~*pretends he knows how to dance*

Sydney.B~ He looks like a fat hippie
by DumboWumbo December 05, 2019
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