yo mama

yo mama so fat when she sit on your phone it become a ipad

yo mama to dum she trid to clime mountain dew

by bluieh September 13, 2021

yo mama disease

When the screen parasites that grow from typing to much tomfoolery get inside your skin and spread to your head and legs.

Symptoms include:

Smelly breath

Yo mama

Blurred vision

Limbs falling off
Hair falling off
Cursed to never have swag again

Curses your family

Stomach pains
Headaches
Runny nose

Symptoms normally last for 5 years at a time, slowly getting worse as the time passes. It usually goes undetected for a long period of time, giving the parasites time to eat away and nest inside the brain.

“Damn this was so out of pocket.. it can’t be for real.. they must have yo mama disease!!

by Garfieldington February 16, 2024

yo mama

Who is yo mama? yo mama is a phrase used to compliment a persons looks, and is used to make you laugh or giggle.

Person one: "Yo whos that chick?"
Person two: "yo mama"
Person one: "Aw thanks! My mom is hot but nobody else thinks so-"
Person two: "Excuse me?"

by pokiiz July 15, 2023

Yo mama

The earth was round until yo mAMa jumped

yo mama facking jumped on my grandma and broke her back

by Yo mama and yo daddy March 20, 2024

Yo mama

A reply to something stated against you, or you're bored and say it for no reason. The meaning lies in the word itself.

Yo mama fat it flattened my thighs while sitting on me. (I used it because Yo Mama is an animal)

by AAASHIT June 27, 2021

yo mama

"Yo Mama" means that you a ugly ass bitch and so is yo mama

Friends: "You ugly"
Me: "Yo mama bitch"

by badussyyyy December 3, 2021

Yo mama day

It’s a day where the “yo mama” phrase will finally become a day and that day will be ok mother’s day

Ayy yo homie, today is yo mama day.

by CONCO December 3, 2020