Wrinkle pus

An old man that no one likes and is always nagging on the sidelines
**has nothing to do with an old lady you filthy animal**

“Man, barnacle boy is such a wrinkle pus.. he should be more like mermaid man: cool and handsome”

by Moosty! March 27, 2022

foreskin wrinkle

Such an entity that may induce infuriation in those interacting with them. A typical example might be Bishibosh, a specific super unique Fallen Shaman from Diablo 2, who has the ability to resurrect fallen shamans, and can be a seriously problematic being to interact with if you're not strong enough to kill him quickly.

"Bishibosh is a foreskin wrinkle!!!!"

by Dobbleyou May 6, 2024

wrinkle-snake

A penis, typically found in its natural environment - shriveled in the cold. But beware, when warmed up and activated, they have the ability to financially cripple you.

Fucksake Ryan, ever since you let your girlfriend near your wrinkle-snake last winter, your social life has really gone to the shitter.

by Lord of Snails November 16, 2020

dong wrinkles

The stretch marks around the mouth of a major cocksucker

That girl has a major case of dong wrinkles.

by Deepwaterbear June 11, 2019

wrinkle pickle

an old man's shaft, relatively wrinkly and difficult to erect

Jessica: "Your sugar daddy has a wrinkle pickle"
Brittney: "OMG! How did you know?"
Jessica: "All sugar daddies have that silly"

by Ry_Ryy February 2, 2022

Domestically-battered-wrinkled-dog-turd

Noun

A term that describes the miserable, disheveled state caused by extreme sleep deprivation, especially when combined with the draining demands of everyday domestic life.

I'm feeling a little extra domestically-battered-wrinkled-dog-turd today on account of having slept only 2.5 hours.

by Hieronymous June 24, 2025

foreskin wrinkle

Bishibosh

Bishibosh is a foreskin wrinkle.

by Dobbleyou May 6, 2024