invisible wizard

when you cum on accident from a dream

Dude last night I had a invisible wizard, my pants were soaked when I woke up.

by max baldwin January 23, 2023

Night wizard

A term referring to people of the african american variety used to insult them

Hey dude your mom is ugly
Shut up ypu night wizard

by TIKTOKFOREVER October 29, 2019

Wizard California

Wiz Khalifa's full name

Person 1: "Bro do you fuck with the Wiz Khalifa song 'Black and Yellow?'"

Person 2: "Bro... I LOVE Wizard California!! That's a great song"

Person 1: "Wizard California?? Is that his full name or something? What the fuck!"

Person 2: "Yes, you must not be a real fan of the wizard then."

by Rockwell Rogers May 22, 2023

deaf wizard

When you and your boy both ear fuck a girl. She is now the deaf wizard, can't hear due to the penises in her ears, but is levitating.

Bro we deaf wizarded the fuck out of Lauren yesterday. She's such a hoe.

by Dongdong69 February 19, 2020

sesh wizard

Sesh wizards are essentially Gods of sessions. They have progressed from passing round a single joint to taking stronger drugs such as heroin, and are always looking to rope in some unknowing people further down the sesh hierarchy into their illegal business. They are usually the leaders of the session as they are so experienced, sometimes abandoning parts of their life to further their addiction.

We don't say they're junkies, but they really are.

Person 1- Dude, there's a group of junkies taking heroin behind that dumpster!
Person 2- Don't call them that, they prefer to be called sesh wizards.

by Communizm April 4, 2017

Wizard of Oz

The most watched movie of all time. "The Wizard of Oz", released in 1939, is one of the most enduring family films of all time. It's a must see movie for all ages. It is a film that should be on everyone's bucket list, even though it's highly unlikely there is anyone over the age of 1 yr old that hasn't seen this amazing movie.

Linda may be possibly the only person to not have seen the film "The Wizard of Oz". Good Lord!!

by Siskel/Ebert July 1, 2023

son of a wizard

A phrase expressing unhappiness due to an inopportune situation.

Son of a wizard, my pants fell off.

by Capt Awol January 16, 2008