Cuddle capitalism

We're selling you stuff to make you feel better about yourself and we care so we want you to be healthy. Sometimes the company doesn't care, they just pretend to, to increase sales.
Hmm I've noticed rather a lot of the adverts these days feature farmers, twittering birds and lots of waffling on about provenance...talk about cuddle capitalism overload.
by Sazzy J October 23, 2015
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Capital Camps

The best Jewish sleep away camp ever!! The memories last forever and you feel the community everywhere.
I made so many amazing friends this summer at Capital Camps
by Kachowee August 17, 2019
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capital P

an ass so fat that it looks like the letter p when you see it from a profile view.
1. Yo, she gotta donkey looks like a capital p son!
by adedeezy 5000 July 25, 2006
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radical capitalism

All factors of production are owned privately, and people make all economic choices for themselves without any regulation.
A good example of radical capitalism is the country of Zambia.
by William Malins May 27, 2008
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Anarcho-Capitalism

A political ideology falling in the bottom right corner of the political compass. It is centered around corporate freedoms and (presumed) meritocracy. Its tenets are that capitalism cannot function with state regulation, taxation is theft and tyranny, and that every man should fend for himself and not interfere with others' status.

AnCaps are often very conservative socially (i.e. "trans women are not women", "homosexuality is immoral", "stop the SJW's", etc.) due to their connection with Libertarianism and American nationalism.

Anarcho-capitalism has never been put in place in modern society.

(I do not agree with Anarcho-Capitalism myself, just making a definition.)
Julia: Hey, I found some guy on Discord screaming about the evils of paved roads. The hecc is this?
Julian: Anarcho-Capitalism. Just ignore the guy.
by UrbanDoge July 14, 2021
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Capital 5

1. Exactly one less than capital 6.

2. Often used to superify words in 1337 that begin with the character 5

3. Capital 'S' in 1337
1. "Have you been to the capital 5 movie theatre?"
"There isn't one you crack head!"

2. 7h47 w45 5\|\|337 w17h 4 c4p1741 5!!!! (That was sweet with a capital S)
by Aspargun June 29, 2005
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Capital Punishment

One of the most retarded crews in myspace mobsters that get their butts handed daily to them by various mobs.

They are a crew purely made of jobless losers, desperately trying to get laid online.
Capital Punishment is a bunch of short bus window lickers
by muthrfckr September 29, 2009
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