Ditch Witch

A generally displeasing and annoying person. Someone who believes they are better than the actually are. They are so unworthy that they don't practice witchcraft in a home, but in a ditch.

Pat needs to get over himself and stop acting like a ditch witch.

by Piper Marie January 10, 2020

Witch Piss

Lager (orig. Yorkshire)

Tha not drinking that Witch Piss again, are tha? Drink a proper man's drink!

by Wild'n'Windy October 24, 2009

witch's cat

Another name for unkempt, hairy female genitalia.

She's got a mott like a witch's cat.

by The Strut September 30, 2004

Wicked witch

the leader of a group of girls flying monkey who are too stupid to think for themselves. Generally reasonably smart with dictator-like tendencies.

Kristen and Amanda reported to the wicked witch.

by Onyx Rose September 22, 2005

Witch Hunt

What a guilty Witch screams loud and often when they are close to being prosecuted for a crime that they have committed.

"There have never been any children in my gingerbread house! This is a total witch hunt!"

by DJ_Trump May 31, 2018

Witch's Cauldron

To cup ones hand over the anus in the shower, forming a tight seal. Once filled, fart into the water, making a bubbling cauldron sound.

Sorry about the smell in the bathroom, I made a particularly bubbly Witch's Cauldron.

by jeezihavenfi March 12, 2009

The bearded witch

A sexual technique used by a male: A guy picks up a girl and goes back to hers. Whilst the lady is 'preparing herself' in the bathroom, the guy cuts off his pubic hair and leaves them in a pile near the bed. As sexual interaction is reaching the climax, the guys pulls out and ejaculates all over the girls face, picks up the pile of pubes, rubs them over her face and there in front of him the girls transforms into the bearded witch....

Tim didn't want to, but a bet was a bet. He took Louisa back to her place with the expressed intention of getting a picture of her as The bearded witch ...

by Tim P Allen September 22, 2008