Put a wig on it

To get oneself together; to clean up; to sober up; to put things into order

Is that girl really wearing denim on denim? She needs to put a wig on it!

by Y0ung_Mo0la November 09, 2013

Butt wig

When a big booty lady sits on your face, pressing her exposed vaginal region on your mouth, chin or eyes/forehead. Therefor causing her voluptuous butt to rest upon your crown like an old English barrister.

"Oh man last night Stephanie sat on my face! I had myself a niiiice butt wig".

by Zabujango September 22, 2018

Fishy Wig

A term for the Cops. Also can be referred to as the Po-Po, the Police, The Fuzz.. etc. Originating in the South around Coastal areas, this term is claimed to have originated due to some college students under the influence. The term "Wig" is in reference to the pompous nature of certain members of the law enforcement who tend to take them selves too seriously like the wig-wearers of past centuries. "Fishy" relates to the suspicious business that those in law enforcement tend to bust. Thus the term "fishy wig" was born.

Dude, put that out the fishy wig is about to pull us over.

by The Captain Janeway February 21, 2011

Wig snatcher

Wig snatchers is the type of girl who will snatch your wig in the middle of the night 💀
She will be like bipity bopity boo your wigs gone boo

Ayo that wig snatcher did it again! She snatced her wig 💨
Oh dayum Ms.Steal your wig snatched all the cheerleaders wig yesterday night, they all wigless

by Hello im a unicorn October 08, 2018

wig mechanic

A mental health therapist who you see to get your wig fixed, i.e. the troubles in your head straightened out. A psychologist, psychiatrist, shrink, etc.

"You better see a wig mechanic when you get out of here. You got real problems." - Lester Dixon, novel Lay Down My Sword and Shield (1971) by James Lee Burke

by glaring August 16, 2013

Wig out

When something or someone is actuating weird... doing something out the norm.
-picking nose
-weird shaking
-talking to yourselve
Etc.

Who's that's ?

Ahh don't talk to her she's a wig out!!

Or

What a wig out

by Dankaa October 21, 2016

Wig Out

Freak out, go overboard, throw a hissy fit

An '80s term used when a friend or parent over reacts.
1. BFF-"Oh my God, my prom dress isn't ready"

ME--"Gee, no need to Wig Out!

2.Me-- "You should start the car, we REALLY need to get going."

BF--"Why?"

Me---"My mom is totally going to Wig Out if I'm late for curfew!"

by MimiMami April 07, 2018