by tornado_freek September 27, 2010
Get the e-Watchmug. Watching "The Notebook" is synonymous to:
Inflicting pain and extreme depression upon your soul
Hours and hours of happy-sad-life is ending-crying.
Inflicting pain and extreme depression upon your soul
Hours and hours of happy-sad-life is ending-crying.
I'm "Watching The Notebook"; I will require exactly one week and 2 days to recuperate. If I have not recovered by this time, call a specialist.
by Himynameishahaimnottellingyou November 24, 2013
Get the Watching The Notebookmug. Describes the uncontrollable urge to nod off and have your head bow down to your dick in a short quick snappy action during what seems to be long or boring presentations or meetings
I must not have had a good sleep last night as I was doing the dick watch during the sales meeting today.
by 1staid June 3, 2011
Get the Dick watchmug. When you keep an eye on a friend, family member or someone off the street who may do harm to themselves.
Like a vigil accept the person is not dead yet.
Frequently checking on someone who may commit suicide.
Like a vigil accept the person is not dead yet.
Frequently checking on someone who may commit suicide.
Emma walks into Chad's bedroom and screams Chad's dead!!!
TOULA: We were spose to be watching him!
EMMA: I know I had to run down to the shop and put my Lotto on and buy a box of fags.
TOULA: You call that a suicide watch? We were spose to be going in there every 10 minutes!!!
EMMA: (lights up smoke) Bummer man...
TOULA: I'll say! Well maybe it won't seem such a loss if you win huh...
EMMA: (starts going through Chad's wallet) Yeh I guess...
TOULA: Wait! His moving!!!
EMMA: (pulls out gun and shoots Chad in the head)
TOULA: What the fuck did you kill him for?
EMMA: Cause Nobody puts baby in the corner!!!
TOULA: We were spose to be watching him!
EMMA: I know I had to run down to the shop and put my Lotto on and buy a box of fags.
TOULA: You call that a suicide watch? We were spose to be going in there every 10 minutes!!!
EMMA: (lights up smoke) Bummer man...
TOULA: I'll say! Well maybe it won't seem such a loss if you win huh...
EMMA: (starts going through Chad's wallet) Yeh I guess...
TOULA: Wait! His moving!!!
EMMA: (pulls out gun and shoots Chad in the head)
TOULA: What the fuck did you kill him for?
EMMA: Cause Nobody puts baby in the corner!!!
by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007
Get the suicide watchmug. The action of waiting for the relationship statuses to change from in relationship to single in hopes of securing that newly single person for yourself.
by relationship lurker July 26, 2016
Get the bae-watchmug. by big fat sausage October 2, 2006
Get the watch facemug. When someone pulls their man parts out and puts them over his wrist. Then proceeds to ask people what time it is pointing to his new watch.
by Thatoneguy101 December 7, 2013
Get the polish watchmug.